7 Funny Wedding One-Liners
Toasts are usually given at the wedding reception. There are many kinds of toasts. There are toasts from the groom to the bride, from the bride to the groom. From the best man to the groom, from the groom to the best man, from the maid of honor to the bride, from the father to the bride, and so on. Toasts are fun. They’re the best part of the wedding for some people.
Do you have to give a wedding toast? Are you nervous? You should be. This is the couple’s big day, and you could ruin it! OK, it probably won’t be that bad. But It makes sense for you to be nervous. Ultimately you should find a good guide to teach you how to create a wedding toast, but for now, here’s some comic relief to take the edge off your nerves.
Here are some funny thoughts:
1. To marriage . . . a word that means commitment . . . to an insane asylum.
2. Getting married for sex is like buying a meal for the free mint.
3. I haven’t spoken to my wife for 2 days — she doesn’t like me to interrupt her.
4. If a man says something in the forest, and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?
5. If it weren’t for marriage, men wouldn’t know how wrong they are.
6. Marriage is like a phone call when you’ve been sleeping. First there’s the ring. And then you wake up. -Evelyn Hendrickson
7. A happy man is one who can make more money than his wife spends. A happy woman is one who can find such a man.
Now, we know these probably aren’t helping that much with YOUR toast. But maybe they put a smile on your face, and now you can get to work on your toast. Good luck!
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